Drinkers Stunned as Steeltown Gets First Win
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After suffering through six weeks of Chris Johnson playing like Auburn's offense, he finally paid off with a 31-point breakout performance. Frank Gore added 18 as the Stunners outscored the Drinkers 49-13 at running back.
Aaron Rodgers 31-point effort on Sunday night was too little, too late, and even allowed Steeltown to bench it's defense to prevent a negative outing.
You read that right, the Steeltown Stunners benched a player on purpose and still beat a team. Drinkers = Shame.
Man Whores Hold Off Sports Team
The Man Whores got a balanced effort to hold off Cityname Sports Team and take over first place.
Six positions scored in double digits, led by Arian Foster's 21 and Victor Cruz's 19. Cityname kept pace with six double-figure scorers as well, but having Kendall Wright on thier roster was their undoing as he posted one measly point.
Widow Makers Bomb Green Iguanas
In a case of Daddy doesn't know best, the league's newest father was shamed in front of his daughter in a 130-60 beatdown at the hands of the Widow Makers.
Drew Brees went off for 36 points while Randall Cobb and the Minnesota Defense scored 21 and 20 respectively to lead the Makers.
When Ray Rice and Larry Fitzgerald combine for seven points, you know you're in trouble. Not even John Skelton could save the Iguanas, shockingly.
Iron City Overcomes Byes to Beat Vandelay
Having your best RB, WR and TE on a bye is usually a recipe for a loss, unless of course you're facing Vandelay Industries.
The Iron City Iguanas missed LeSean McCoy, Julio Jones and Antonio Gates, but escaped with a 77-54 win because the Industries couldn't sell latex to a high school boy.
Four players failed to score more than three points and only the Giants Defense outscored its projection, 11-10, for Vandelay.
After the game, team spokesman George Constanza could be heard shouting, "Serenity Now!"
Wall Street Journals Take Out Hair Dye
Vincent Jackson, who is apparently still in the NFL, exploded for 27 points to carry the Wall Street Journals to a 101-79 victory over Nick Saban's Hair Dye.
Houston's Defense added 22 points and the Gronk managed to stop banging porn stars for long enough to chip in 19 points.
The Hair Dye were a picture of mediocrity with everyone on their team scoring between five and 15 points, except for Kyle Rudolph's bagel.
Tecmo Bowls Beat Wonders
The Tecmo Bowls scored 80 points or less for the third straight week, and won for the second time in that span, beating The One-Term Wonders 75-73.
The Wonders haven't broken 65 in consecutive weeks.
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