After 11 weeks, the playoff picture is pretty clear. If you have a winning record at this point, you are almost guaranteed to make the playoffs. In OFFL history, 15 of the 16 teams with a winning record at this point have done so. If you're worried about being the one team that didn't, don't. It was Brian's team.
If you have fewer than five wins at this point in the season, you are effectively eliminated if history is our guide. Those teams are 0-for-12 in making the postseason.
The interesting parts come from the 5-win teams. They are 3-of-8 all time. Exactly one 5-6 team has made the playoffs each year. Last year, it was The Man Whores, who went on to win the OFFL Championship.
Power Rankings
The Man Whores continue to dominate the power rankings with a 785 rating, which would be the best in league history if it keeps up.
Meanwhile, Nick Sabans Hair Dye is well below the Conte Line (350) at 306. They may well end up as the worst team in OFFL history in two weeks time.
The Belt
The Trough Drinkers took The Belt away from The Man Whores after three weeks, which included the second tie in belt history.
It is only the second time the Drinkers have held the belt, both of which have come at the expense of the Whores.
Trough Drinkers have lost their only belt defense, in 2009 to the One-Term Wonders.
Blunders Go Epic with Beatdown of Iguanas
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| Laurie Schaub Cheers for Matt, and the Blunders. |
The Blunders rode the Matt Schaub to Andre Johnson combo to the record. The duo put up NFL record numbers and combined for 78 fantasy points
You have to think the Iguanas have some remorse with their lineup. Only Aaron Rodgers scored better than eight points. The key however is that the Bears Defense scored negative-one. Had they just broke even, Iron City would not be subjected to being the first team to lose by ONE HUNDRED POINTS!!!
Hair Dye Beat Stunners in Worst Game Ever
Nick Sabans Hair Dye celebrated a victory this week after taking down the Steeltown Stunners 64-52.
That's right, 64-52. Of 18 players between two teams, only three had more than eight points. Half scored five points or less.
For the Team Whitey, the leading scorer was the Jets Defense. Second, you ask? Dan Bailey, the Cowboys kicker.
It was the fourth fewest points scored in a win in OFFL history.
Drinkers Exact Revenge for Loss in 2011 Final
In a rematch of the last season's OFFL Cup Final, the Trough Drinkers exacted a measure of revenge with a 100-83 victory over The Man Whores.
Playing his first game after being traded by the Iron City Iguanas, Robert Griffin III exploded for 40 points. He was flanked by Mikel Leshoure and Trent Richardson who had 14 and 13, respectively.
The Whores should have been able to win, but Matt Ryan threw the game away. He was picked five times and finished with negative-three points in the contest.
Green Iguanas Upset Vandelay Industries
The Green Iguanas got 22 points from the Packers Defense and escaped with a 90-83 upset over Vandelay Industries.
Carson Palmer, of sucking in the NFL fame, chipped in 18 points. Without doing any research, we're pretty sure it's the most points ever scored by a Raider.
The Industries were screwed the minute they started Danny Woodhead. Doesn't their owner know white guys only score points for Team Whitey (Mullen)?
Tecmo Bowls Embarrass Nintendo in Loss
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| Belicheck's girlfriend could be a Tecmo Bowl Cheerleader. |
Not even the famous Tecmo Bowl Cheerleaders could excite the players. Six of nine players scored six points or less and only one had more than 10.
Meanwhile, the Widow Makers got an all-around effort. Drew Brees had 26, the Law Firm had 16, Randall Cobb and Vernon Davis each had 14. Even the kicker and defense combined for 27.
Wall Street Beats Cityname
Peyton Manning and Rob Gronkowski scored 25 points each in a 99-52 rout of Cityname Sports Team.
The only interesting thing about this game was Sports Team playing one player on a Bye and another who was ruled out due to injury. Justin Edwards would be proud.
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