Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Iron City Iguanas Tabbed OFFL Preseason Favorite

In what can only be labeled as a shocker, the Iron City Iguanas have been selected by Overrated Fantasy Football League owners as the team most likely to bring home the OFFL Cup this year.

This couple is unlikely. Hal winning the OFFL is moreso.
The Iguanas, who have never made the playoffs in the league's three year history, were the runaway favorites. They garnered six first-place votes (out of 11 possible). No poll had the Iguanas lower than fourth, and nine had them picked first or second.

Hal Craig's team has compiled an 18-20-1 all-time record, making it's projection as the OFFL Champion about as likely as Carlos ever getting back in the league.

Defending champion The Man Whores were the second choice, earning three first-place votes. Like the Iguanas, the Man Whores were placed in the top two on nine of 11 ballots. It is not known if Whores owner Justin Limbaugh will have a new dance for the 2012 OFFL season, or if he will stick wtih the Monkey Dance. The Monkey Dance is sooo last year.

On the other end of the spectrum, the Tecmo Bowls were picked to finish last by a majority of owners. The Bowls, who finished last in the 2011 regular season, are the odds-on favorite to take home the Team Mom this year. That's what happens when you draft Ben Tate in the fifth round.

Full Poll Results
Rk Team Total FPV
1 Iron City Iguanas 19 6
2 The Man Whores 23 2
3 Trough Drinkers 40 1
4 Green Iguanas 56 1
5 Wall Street Journals 63 1
6 One-Term Wonders 64 0
7 Steeltown Stunners 73 0
8 Vandelay Industries 76 1
9 The Widow Makers 77 0
10 Cityname Sports Team 93 0
11 Nick Saban's Hair Dye 95 0
12 Tecmo Bowls 109 0


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