PLAYOFF ROUND 2 PREVIEW

Roddy White may be the difference for the Whores in the playoffs.

Playoffs Round 2 Preview
It's the only week of the playoffs where everyone is actually playing, so we figured we'd putout (hehehe, we put out) a playoff preview. Of course, the preview is slightly aided with what we saw on Thursday night from the Atlanta Falcons and Spain Park Jaguars.

Trophy Time
One team will go home with a trophy this week, and it's not one you want to win. That's right, the Team Mom, currently residing on a bookshelf at Brian Limbaugh's residence, will be awarded to the loser between the Steeltown Stunners and Wall Street Journals this week.

Stunners' owner Chad Craig is gunning for his second Team Mom in three years. Somewhere, Carlos Conte is stalking this page thinking one of two things: 1)"I could have won it again this year." 2) "Why does Chad still get to be in the league?"

To that we say: 1) we have no doubt you would have been the favorite to win it again this year; 2) we're not sure if Chad could eat one of us, but we don't want to chance it.

Whores On Pace to Reach Final
Cityname Sports Team has been decimating its opponents all year long while The Man Whores were a picture of futility through the first nine weeks. We're not sure what has changed, but they strung together four straight wins to close the regular season, including taking home the Toyota Cup.

After upsetting the Widow Makers in the first-round, the fifth-seeded Whores already hold a 51-0 lead over the top-seeded Sports Team thanks to Matt Ryan and Roddy White having multiple scorgasms on Thursday night.

By no means is it over though. Tommy-Fawkin-Brady and Wes-Fawkin-Welker have been known to come together scorgasmically as well. And you can't sleep on Arian Foster's chance to run for 300 yards and six touchdowns against Carolina's abysmal defense. And it's always a possibility that Marshawn Lynch will once again enter beast mode.

A win by The Man Whores would put them in their second final in three years. Cityname Sports Team, in its inaugural year, is still trying to embarass us all just by showing up and taking our manhood -- err, the trophy.

Trough Drinkers and Hair Dye to Battle for Trip to Championship

Roselyn Sanchez always scores.

Earlier this year, the Trough Drinkers beat Nick Sabans Hair Dye, 112-110, when Mark Sanchez had a touchdown run overturned on replay in the final minute.

Now, they battle for a trip to the OFFL Championship. It's the second time they've met with a championship berth on the line. In 2009 the fifth-seeded Drinkers upset the regular-season champ Hair Dye in the semifinals. Last year, the two teams met in the fifth-place game, once again with the Drinkers prevailing.

What we know so far is that the Drinkers were a 12-point favorte by Yahoo projections, which is like saying being married is awesome because Jacka said so. After Julio Jones went for 14 points on Thursday, the Hair Dye are showing no signs of giving in and this one could come down to Sunday night.

5th-Place Game
The Widow Makers and One-Term Wonders square off for fifth place. Nobody cares.

Consolation Bracket
There are two semifinals this week in the consolation bracket.

The Iron City Iguanas, who won the Big Brown CoC, face defending champion Vandelay Industries. My how the mighty have fallen.

In the other consolation semifinal, newcomers the Tecmo Bowls face the Green Iguanas. The Tecmo Bowls finished dead last in the regular season and then managed to score 131 points last week. The Green Iguanas are the reigning Team Mom "winner."