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| Marshawn Lynch dropped 19 for Cityname Sports Team in their huge week nine performance. |
The power rankings are back, and the Trough Drinkers are on top for the second straight week. They dropped 100 points for the fifth time. Cityname Sports Team, who rank first in the real standings, had the league's highest total this week and moved much closer to first in the power rankings.
On the other end, The Man Whores are still lying on the league floor, but strayed from the disastrous "Conte-Line" of 350. Well done Whores. You're not horribly awful. Just very awful.
The rankings are based on what each team's record would have been had it played every team in the league each week. In each of the previous two seasons, five of the top six teams (and strangely the No. 8 team, good news Tecmo Bowls) have made the playoffs. Without further ado, your Week Nine Power Rankings:
| 1 | Trough Drinkers | 636 |
| 2 | Cityname Sports Team | 616 |
| 3 | Nick Sabans Hair Dye | 591 |
| 4 | The Widow Makers | 510 |
| 4 | Vandelay Industries | 510 |
| 6 | Steeltown Stunners | 495 |
| 7 | Iron City Iguanas | 475 |
| 8 | Tecmo Bowls | 465 |
| 9 | One-Term Wonders | 455 |
| 10 | Green Iguanas | 444 |
| 11 | Wall Street Journals | 434 |
| 12 | The Man Whores | 369 |

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