WEEK EIGHT POWER RANKINGS

LeSean McCoy's first half of the season have led the Trough Drinkers to the top of the Power Rankings.

The power rankings are back, surprisingly with a 4-4 team on top. However, the Trough Drinkers have scored 100-points four times this year and 90 or more six times. No other team can claim as many as three and four such outings, respectively, on the season.

On the other end, The Man Whores are flirting with the "Conte-Line" named after the former owner of Jamaicazilian Flava, who consistently kept his team's power ranking at or below 350.

The rankings are based on what each team's record would have been had it played every team in the league each week. In each of the previous two seasons, five of the top six teams (and strangely the No. 8 team) have made the playoffs. Without further ado, your Week Eight Power Rankings:

1	Trough Drinkers	614
2	Cityname Sports Team	568
3	The Widow Makers	551
3	Nick Sabans Hair Dye	551
5	Steeltown Stunners	511
6	Iron City Iguanas	500
6	Green Iguanas	500
8	Vandelay Industries	483
9	Wall Street Journals	477
10	One-Term Wonders	443
10	Tecmo Bowls	443
12	The Man Whores	358