WEEK 11 NOTES

Whores Overcome Drinkers
Hey Drinkers! You were No. 1 in the power rankings. How do you respond. With a shit performance. Ryan Fitzpatrick for three, Stevie Johnson for one? Outside of Rob Gronkowski, you may as well have been walking your dog all day. At least the man that posts Twitter pics with a pornstar did something.

As for The Man Whores. Since when did Matt Ryan figure out Roddy White was on his team? Apparently Sunday. Ray Rice also decided that he was actually a top 5 back with 26 points. We're still not sure why Steve Breaston is on a roster, but you won, so we won't ask any questions.

Tecmo Bowls go Bo Jackson on Stunners
If I didn't know better, I'd have thought Bo Jackson and Marcus Allen had gone bonkers on the Atlanta Falcons. Instead, it was just the Tecmo Bowls roster as they rolled the Steeltown Stunners, 105-83.

It was a team effort for the Bowls. Six players, including Jerome Simpson, Bart's older brother, went for double figures.

Meanwhile, the Stunners are just not good. They pass the name test, but they can't seem to put it together where three or four players play to their potential in the same week. Maybe it's because they feel bad about the fact that Chad actually made the playoffs last year. And they know better.

Iron City's Swoon Continues
Who needs a win? Vandelay Industries? Okay, done. You get a game against the Iron City Iguanas.

After four straight wins to start the season, the Iguanas have one just once in the past seven. If you look at the trade transactions, you may figure out how. Okay, that's only halfway fair. The Iguanas have more players injured than a World Cup soccer game. And there's are all real. It's not their fault Willis McGahee went for negative-2. It is their fault they decided to play Sam Bradford. Why man, why?

While the Iguanas scored just 58 points, its hard to overcome an opponent who gets 41 points out of TE/K/DEF. And, he actually started Larry Fitzgerald this year for his 10 points.

Stafford Stops Sabans Hair Dye
Matt Stafford scored 37 points to carry the Green Iguanas to victory over Nick Sabans Hair Dye, 95-59. It was yet another example of a team scoring next to nothing against the Iguanas this year. For the Hair Dye, Kellen Winslow topped the squad at 13 and only one other teammate joined him in double figures. Besides those two, Stafford outscored the rest of the Hair Dye team.

To put it in other terms. The Green Iguanas started Lance Ball and Damian Williams and still won by 36. It's like they were playing Arkansas.

Wonders Hold Off Widow Makers
Tony Romo out played Aaron Rodgers and the One-Term Wonders knocked off The Widow Makers, 102-91.

It was a tightly fought battle as each position match up was very close. The biggest separation came at receiver as Jordy Nelson and Dwayne Bowe combined for 32 points against 26 from Torrey Smith nad Darrius Heyward-Bey.

The Wonders are dangerous with DeMarco Murray, Bowe, Nelson, Romo and Jermichael Finley these days. To the chagrin of The Man Whores, they also have San Diego Chargers kicker, Nick Novak.

Journals Set Record for Suckitude
It's not like Cityname Sports Team needs help winning games, but when their opponent drops a 36, the rest of us rue an opportunity wasted.

We assume the Wall Street Journals are still trying. They are, after all, 5-6. But 36 points? 36. It's the second lowest in OFFL history and the lowest not counting when a certain banned owner started three players on bye.

We're not even going to discuss the Sports Team scoring. Brady, Welker, etc. The Journals had seven of nine starters score five or fewer points, and the other two topped out at 10. Fail on an epic level.