WEEK TWO RECAP: JAMAICAZILIAN KILLA

MAN WHORES GET BENT OVER
Oh how the mighty have fallen.  Last year's champ was likely to pull out a win this week being an eight point favorite over the Iron City Iguanas.  With, what seems now, to be not so surprising the Whores didn't score half of their projected points.  Shows how much Yahoo knows about projections.  The Iguanas led their charge with 58 combined points between Matt Schaub and Adrian Peterson.

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THE FLAVA
Well it certainly is a new season.  The JamaicaZilian Flava threw down the largest beat down of the week on the Wall Street Journals with a total of 88 points deciding the outcome.  That's double what The Man Whores scored in week 2.  Flava wasn't hard pressed to pull out the win with Jahvid Best (proj 9 points) racking up 40 points.  To say the least, the Iron City Iguanas should be concerned about their week 3 matchup.

VANDELAY INDUSTRIES RELY ON GORE
Both teams came into this game without a win and both were ready to put forth an effort worthy of one - which they both did.  Unfortunately for the Iguanas, Vandelay's allegiance to the 49ers paid off with a monster night from Frank Gore.  On a side note, this game had nothing to do with the Nazi genocide from World War II (see smack talk).

TROUGH DRINKERS TOO DRUNK TO SCORE IN LOSS
Who needs Joe Flacco when your opponent is playing Heisman Award winning Vince Young?  The answer: no one in week two.  Which works out well for the Stunners, because Flacco brought a goose egg to the table.  Not to be shown up, Young went for a whopping -6.  This was a relatively lackluster game with neither team having an offensive (no pun intended) player scoring over 14 points.   At the end of week two, we have the top two teams from last season in the cellar.  They don't appear to be in a hurry to get out either.

HAIR DYE TOTALLY DEVASTATES FOE
Let us introduce you to Michael Vick.  He doesn't play for either team, but is a big reason the Hair Dye took the win this week.  The entire Eagles game the Lions pass rushers (I think they have those) were so busy trying to contain Vick that they forgot about a guy named LeSean McCoy.  He lead the way for the 113-75 Nick Saban's Hair Dye victory with contributions from Matt Ryan and Andre Johnson.

STUFFED BY THE WONDER
All eyes were on Stuffalufagus  as they were vying for their second win in a row in their inaugural season in the OFFL.  Unfortunately for them, they were up against the One-Term Wonders this week.  One-Term had 6 players in double digits not including the Flacco-esque defense  of the Patriots.  Stuffalufagus still put up 80 points, but it wasn't enough to surmount the 99 thrown up by One-Term.